wiba’s posterous

Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn

By Dave Barry...

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

16. “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

19. Your friends love you anyway.

Loading mentions Retweet